Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Did Angelina Jolie read Beowulf in high school?

The answer: of course! Anyone educated and good looking reads Beowulf! Even though you might need parental guidance to see it in November, you should get away from watching the trailer unscathed.

Actual lines from the movie version that don't encourage me to go see it:

"I'm Beowulf. I'll kill your monster."

"Are you the one they call Beowulf? Such a strong man you are."

"I'm a ripper, tearer, and slasher...I am Beowulf."